Happy Halloween!

All day I've been wondering if I like Halloween.

Cons:

- Zombies walking into the store asking me if I can help them find something

- Loud (drunk) trick-or-treaters

- Egging

- People who get their clever pun costumes ideas from new episodes of The Office.

Pros:

- Candy

- It's fall

- Available parking in my lot (something unknown at 10:00 at night)

- The HILARIOUS exchange I heard when I got home tonight:

Late trick-or-treater: "What are you doing here?"

Neighbor (dude wearing blond wig and a baby carrier with doll -- Kate Gosselin?): "Just hanging out."

Trick-or-treater: "Is that a BABY? What are you doing with a BABY? That's why you don't do drugs you know."

Neighbor: Stunned silence

Trick-or-treater: "I mean...I mean...do you have any candy?"

Neighbor: Still stunned

I guess all I have to say is Happy Halloween!